Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Our State Fair


You have to go to at least one fair during the Summer, so, why not go to the king of fairs, the State Fair? There is nothing like holding a giant cream puff, melting ice cream cone, and cotton candy, whilst perusing the piggy pens. You must spend $75 pounding on moles to win a $2 stuffed frog.

Start early, throw sleeping kids, grumpy partner, soggy sandwiches, and lots of water (must leave in car. Not the kids or partner. Just the food.) into vehicle.

See...

the bunnies...

chickens...

cows... "mooooooo."

Eat...

cream puffs...


cotton candy...

grilled corn...

cheese curds...

anything on a stick.

Whack...

a mole...

Enough whacking.

Ride the...

Fireball...

Roller coaster...

Ferris Wheel...

Tilt a Whirl...

Sit in the...

beer garden...

shade...

porta potty.

Don't forget...

wipes...

aspirin...

sunscreen....

and kids.

And remember, it's only once a year.

*Update: My sincere condolences to those who were killed and/or injured whilst on a ride which broke apart, at the Ohio State Fair. (I had written this post before the accident occurred.)


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