Friday, June 9, 2017

Surviving the Apocolypse

Oh, laws, they are back. The creatures from another world. What do we do!? If they are in your house, in your yard, in your grocery aisle, it is hard to ignore them, yet, YOU MUST IGNORE their every demand. They will get under your skin, invade your most private thoughts, make you want to scream. But, don't give up, Americans, there are ways to appease these vile monsters.

Survival List
give them all your money
feed them junk food
trick them into the car
and leave them for others to feel the pain
drink wine, lots of it
ditch them in parks
don't give up
they will go away
in September.
Good luck, Americans.

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