Oh Lordy, the day has come. Let me take you back to last night's party conversation~~~~~~~~~
Guest: "Oh, does your arm hurt? What doctor are you seeing?"
Me: "Doctor Cutie."
Sister One: "The same thing happened to me. My goiter fell out and had to be replaced with hog bones."
Sister Two: "My spine is made from a towel rack. It's not easy, but I get by." (((sigh)))
Me: "I need some metal and scews and super glue put in my wrist or it will eventually fall off."
Guest: "Oh, I know Dr. Cutie! He drilled the bone nuggets out of my leg, so now I can only walk the two step."
I knew what was happeneing but could not stop the direction of the conversation. If I could have moved to where the young kids were hiding out I would have, but my knee was siezing up.
Sister One: "...and I've had worms for three weeks, now..."