Do you plan on seeing the movie, 'Noah,' "inspired" by a famous book, the Bible? Wonder what the dialogue would be if a modern Noah told his wife he was going to build a great big boat and collect a male and female of all the species in the world?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What the hell are you up to now, Noah? Is that a squirrel in my kitchen cabinet?"
"The flood's coming. I heard voices last night telling me to get ready. Can you tell if that's a woman squirrel, or, a man squirrel, dear?"
"You heard voices? How come these voices never tell you to mow the lawn, or, clean out the gar....Aaaahhhh, what is that!?"
"It's the Dells' Ducks. Gonna use them to gather up the animals, two by two. Larry's coming by with a net later. Said he was gonna catch something. Can you head over to Piggly Wiggly and buy some canned goods, then go over to Farm and Fleet and grab 500 tons of grain, corn, and a nice slicker for the deluge to come?"
"Suuuuuuure, hun. Here comes Larry with that net. Just stay calm, dear. It's going to be just fine. Juuuust fine."