Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Til The Check Clears
Yeah, yeah, we all hate the gov'ment gettin' in our business. Even Democrats have their lines, but...
Yes, there is a, 'but,' or just a ponder, if you will...
If you peruse my blog, you will note that I harp on certain subjects quite often... Don't worry, I'll not bore you with a list today, but just remember, like chords in a song, they will come around again.
Don't you think the world would be better off for all of us, especially kiddie winkles, if couples who plan to commit to each other, in dirty dishes, muddy shoes, smelly laundry, ugly furniture... go to mandatory seminars before the nuptials?
It would cut down on all those silly spur of the moment Elvis hitches between the stars and the flame-outs.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, Kim and Brittney and...
We are required to take driving tests, boating sessions, gun shooting lessons...
Yet, we can shack up in eternal monogamy, forever. It is not easy, folks. Do you know how many couples I know who have stayed married? One. One out of hundreds. It's sad, and it's well, really sad.
Look, after the mandatory seminars, you can still marry the bum, but, at least you will know what you are getting into, and at any time during the seminars you finally see that it won't work, there will be an exit out the back door for you. Better to be a shit then unhappily married, divorced, chained in child support, forever...
Just a thought.
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