You had To Be There

Oooh, now I remember what I found so funny, Maybe not to you... I was standing at the bus station, waiting for the #4, when I noticed an odd sign just above the, 'NO SKATEBOARDING!' It read, 'No solicitation and/or distribution of literature on transit property.'

What kind of literature do they mean? Weird porn that you can't buy at the corner gas station, like women with three or more boobs (Still a bad moment in my yoot when my girlfriend and I rummaged through her brother's dresser drawers) Perhaps, some commie propaganda? I'm really not sure what it means. I do know folks don't read signs anyway. I realized this as I read the large 'NO SMOKING' sign that was nailed just above a two foot pile of cigarette butts.

Anyhoo, the music man has a funny song about commies and paranoia.

Also, let's here it for Sheyboygan, home of 'Gus Polinski.'

Sheboygan