Let's peruse the news of the events of the day,
did anyone have anything relevant to say?
Hmm.. eighteen heads found at O'Hare,
that would give anybody a pimple goose scare.
They have traveled (lightly) from Italy,
to the airport in the Windy City.
Where do they go, who can they be?
Eighteen bodiless heads, a mystery to me.
Oooh, that Lance, such a naughty, one balled, boy,
played with the steroids, claimed it was juicy soy.
Like the story by Poe, his guilt followed him around,
so on Oprah he confessed, that dirty dog hound.
Another dirty dog by the name of Scott,
ran for governor, in the GOP slot.
Adopted a lab, called the doggy by, Reagan,
with a twist that outdoes Dicken's boy, Fagin
Ricky sent him back to the pound,
after his Florida victory was sound.
Who shall win the Oscar, so hard to even guess
Some fabulous movies, some were just a mess.
I vote for Jack Black, was he even picked?
Daniel Day-Lewis, I'm sure he has it licked.
And I'm Thingy- thingy,
back to you, a ding a ling-y.
Another dirty dog by the name of Scott,
ran for governor, in the GOP slot.
Adopted a lab, called the doggy by, Reagan,
with a twist that outdoes Dicken's boy, Fagin
Ricky sent him back to the pound,
after his Florida victory was sound.
Who shall win the Oscar, so hard to even guess
Some fabulous movies, some were just a mess.
I vote for Jack Black, was he even picked?
Daniel Day-Lewis, I'm sure he has it licked.
And I'm Thingy- thingy,
back to you, a ding a ling-y.
