Ooooooh, ambien, alcohol, acetaminophen and helium,
salvia, ketamine, methadone and vitamins.
Makes us fine, to stay in line,
makes us sane, we all feel fine.
Oooooooh, Israel, Palestine, Syria and Africa,
Philippines, Mozambique, Ukraine, Iraq-again.
Men at war, missiles kill,
shoot the children, all is still.
Oooooooh, Salmonella, Listeria, Clostridium Perfingens,
E-Coli, E-Bola, chicken pox and autism.
Wash your hands, cover your mouth,
get Obamacare, head for the South.
Ooooooooh, microburst, macroburst, haboob and waterspouts,
hurricanes, sinkholes, winds that sound like midnight trains.
Take a picture, post on Youtube, then run for shelter,
build a boat, totes m'goats, all the World's gone helter-skelter.
Ooooooh, Orangutan, bonobo, chimpanzee and black rhino,
blue whale, elephants, tigers and lions, too.
Trophies on your wall, kill them all,
have some fun, have a blast and have a ball.
Oooooh, overwhelmed, underpaid and disrespected,
Putin stinks, Milwaukee sinks, Boehner sues the President.
You can laugh, you can cry,
you know 'The End,' we all gonna die.
Have a very good day!