Monday, March 2, 2015

Still Gold and White, But Read This!


My mind found this coincidence strange. Or was it my brain? I had been reading Sam Kean's book, The Tale of the Dueling Neurosurgeons, when the gold/white, black/blue dress went viral. Kean's book is so interesting. So many horrific and mind boggling (pun?) tales of what the brain can and cannot do after a traumatic injury. Did you know Woodrow Wilson had had a stroke and was cared for by his wife, Edith, who forbade anyone from seeing the President until he was able (more or less) to take over the reigns?



What is fascinating is Wilson, the Woodrow, never thought his stroke had debilitated him in the least. His wife and Doctor thought otherwise, but that is one of the weird goings on in our tapioca like noggins.


Also pretty cool, but extremely sad is the story of Clive Wearing. Wearing is still alive, albeit, such a sorrowful existence. He suffered brain damage from Herpes-simplex, a pretty rare misfortune, but Wearing lost most of his memory. His memory usually lasts from seconds to minutes. He can still play the piano beautifully and with passion. He can still remember his wife, but each time he sees her again it is another grand reunion. Deborah Wearing has written the book, Forever Today, about their life.

My brain didn't catch it all. (Sorry, brain for outing you) The experiment done by Benjamin Libet angered and frustrated me and I completely disagree, but I'm not a doctor. I just play one. (Read it yourself) : )

Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!


He made me laugh when I was five,
digging his prose, his break it down jive.
Loved that cat in the piped, striped hat,
waited with the hipsters as we sat and sat.
Always wanted to eat green eggs and ham,
born with old fogies who didn't dig that jam.
Thingy One, Thingy Two, and Horton, too,
that's my twisty, "If I Ran the Zoo!"
Seuss, the doctor, was ca-raaazy and cool,
Romping with a Yertle in McElligot's pool.
Happy Birthday, Happy Day, to you and all,
Oobleck, and Sneetches, and the cat on the ball.


Saturday, February 28, 2015

Hey, Pot, Is That Yer Kettle?




There is a penalty to be paid from what the beatniks, and it morphed into the hippies -- you say, what do you call the 110 million with the sexually transmitted illness -- it is the revenge of the hippies! Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll have come back to haunt us in a bad way."-Phil Robertson

Dress on the Brain

Gold and white.

 

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Me, Thoust Olde Fuddy Duddy





Uh, is it me, history buffs, or is this an inaccurate take on dates? Hell, I know it's just a commercial, but golly gee, who's the chick on the throne? Looks like Queen Elizabeth, who wasn't around until 15 aught something...And the Salem Witch Trials did not begin until 1692.

Does Flo know something we don't? Just bugs me every time I see it.


Here's a winner from Geico.... Yes, also inaccurate, but funny.

 

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)



Guilty. Eddie Ray Routh has been deemed guilty of the murders of Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield.

It makes me sick, actually. A family member had asked Kyle and Littlefield to "help" Routh, I don't know- toughen him up? Routh seemed to be suffering from PTSD. So, what do the two men do? They bring him to a rifle range. Good plan. I can only assume it was to make him a man. What words were exchanged? What happened in that time right before Eddie Ray Routh shot both men to death?

I don't know. A jury has found Routh guilty of killing one man who made a living killing others. Kyle is considered a hero. Routh, a murderer. He will spend the rest of his life in prison. He most likely will never get the help he needs.

What is that clever little acronym from the Army? SNAFU. Yeah. Situation normal: all fucked up.

Welcome to America.

 

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

"You, My Friend, Are a Victim of Disorganized Thinking..."



Okay, what the frickety-frack? Is this the most misleading ad in history? How do people get away with this? I also googled Bella Labs and didn't have to go far to see numerous complaints about this product, unlike the comments found below in this ad. Notice hot none of the stars are named after they praise Dr. Oz for making them beautiful again. And I'm guessing Dr. Oz recommended Vitamin C and hyaluronic acid, and not the brand, Bella. Oz hates advertisers who use his name. If I am wrong, well, it ain't my fault.

Really!? That old witch changed into a princess after using this product? (Her eye color changed as well.)

This is the complete ad.... (Found on The Daily Beast) *Title quote from Oz, the Wizard.



55 year old looks 35 again! (without botox or surgery!)


How do Hollywood starlets look so radiant and youthful well into thier 40's, 50's, and even 60's? Is it always expensive botox and dangerous plastic surgery? According to Dr. Oz, the answer is NO! So if they aren't all using surgery to stay looking great, what is their secret? Keep reading, it's excitingly effective, safe, and cheap!

A few weeks ago on the Dr. Oz show, he shared the secret he gives his aging celebrity clients who want to look 10 to 15 years younger fast, but are scared of the potential risks of surgery or botox. We were so suprised by how shockingly simple, cheap, and effective his technique was, we had to test it ourself and write a feature article on the results! Read on...
 

“Countless aging celebs admit they avoided surgery and look 10 years younger thanks to Dr. Oz's simple advice.”

The Best Skin Solution You’ve Never Heard Of



Dr Oz had always kept this wrinkle secret reserved for his high paying celebrity clients until recently. He said he felt like he had to let his viewers know because he was tired of hearing the countless stories of his viewers throwing away thousands of dollars on expensive anti aging products or dangerous surgical procedures that make big promises that often do far more harm than good. As a result, a few weeks ago he shared the simple solution he had previously only shared with his celeb clients to everyone watching his show!

He actually discovered this anti aging miracle when multiple celebrity friends and clients were constantly reaching out to him hoping for a solution to look younger to prolong their career without going in for surgery.




“I looked 10 years younger in literally weeks! Dr. Oz literally saved my acting career!”

On his show he said he was thrilled when after months and months of pain staking tests and research, his team came across 2 products that when combined literally took 10 to 20 years off women’s appearance in just a month. More shockingly it is safe, and cost next to nothing! The two products he mentioned on his show are Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme Advanced Skin Serum.


“This is the anti aging miracle of the decade as far as I'm concerned.”


So what is it?



2 Key Ingredients For Anti Aging:



1. Vitamin C
2. Hyaluronic Acid

These are both natural ingredients that work together to erase wrinkles and fine lines at the cellular level – below the surface of the skin – which is why they’re so effective.

Vitamin C, The Fountain of Youth:
The first piece of the anti aging puzzle Dr. Oz talked about was Vitamin C.

Vitamin C penetrates deep into damaged skin and stimulates new collagen – a protein which makes skin appear plump and firm. It's all the rage in beauty circles, much in part because of a 2009 study stating, applying non-prescription Vitamin C to your skin caused a 60% reduction in fine lines and wrinkles. Dr. Oz said this is why Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer is so effective. It was one of the few products on the market that had Vitamin C in the right consistency and dosage.


Hyaluronic Acid:
He said the second piece, when combined properly with Vitamin C, literally makes your face look two decades younger in weeks! Hyaluronic Acid works by binding to moisture. It can hold up to 1,000 times its weight in water, making it an excellent natural skin plumper. Hyaluronic acid helps your skin repair and regenerate itself after suffering from dryness, environmental stresses, or irritation. He said one of, if not the only products you can buy over the counter with an effective concentration of Hyaluronic Acid was found in La Creme Advanced Skin Serum.








“What Vitamin C & Hyaluronic Acid do is get rid of all the old, dead layers of skin and help your skin generate fresh new ones. Our tests show that you can erase almost 10 to 20 years off your face in less than 14 days. But the key is to choose the creams and serums that contain the highest and purest quality ingredients, since they’re not all the same. The only two we found during our research was Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme. This is what my wife uses. This is what I recommend to all my celebrity clients.” - Dr. Oz



"How do I do it?"



It's acutally very simple. You simply use both products before bed. Dr. Oz said on the show that, "The trick is to combine Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme. These two products both contain high concentrations of pure Vitamin C and Hyaluronic Acid in just the right concentrations. My team also discovered that they contain all sorts of anti-oxidants, an ingredient called Dermaxyl (also known as facelift in a jar) and Ester-C (the active anti-aging compound in Vitamin C).

“Getting older is rough for an actress. I feel like a new woman! Thanks Dr. OZ!”

We Decided to Put it to the Test!

As excited as we were after the show and after getting a flood of letters, we wanted to try it for ourself before we wrote this feature piece praising it. We decided to take a volunteer from someone in our office. Let me introduce Brenda Wright, a 57 year old mother of 3 who jumped at the chance to test this combo. Here is her story...

Brenda's Story & 14 Day Cell Revival Results:

Brenda is a 57 year old mother of 3 from here in Chicago. Like most women her age, the years have started to give her unwanted lines and wrinkles. Brenda said she volunteered because she is so frustrated that nothing she has tried seems to work. She was even considered highly risky and very expensive facelift procedure. This was somewhat of a last resort for her.

Here are her results....





 

Day One:

After the first day of using Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme together, I was surprised at how wonderful they both made my skin feel. It felt like every last pore on my face was being tightened and pulled by a gigantic vacuum cleaner.

I don't know how else to describe it! I could feel a warm tingling sensation on my cheeks, around my eyes, and on my forehead. I looked in the mirror and saw that my face looked a bit rosy - the result of revitalizing blood rushing to the surface of my skin to renew my face.

After both products were absorbed into my skin, my face looked firmer and had a beautiful glow to it.



day 5:

After five days of using Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme, I was shocked at the drastic results.
The lines, dark spots, and wrinkles - without question - were visibly reduced in size right before my eyes!
I was astonished by the results, and literally felt 15 years younger again. It was like watching all my wrinkles and fine lines vanish right off!



day 14:

After 14 days, not only had all my doubts and scepticism absolutely vanished - SO DID MY WRINKLES!

The lines on my forehead, the loose, sagging skin
on my neck, my crows’ feet – even the age spots on my face had COMPLETELY disappeared. I've never felt or seen anything tighten my skin with this kind of force before, no matter how expensive the product!
 
After the 2 weeks, my skin not only stayed that
way, it actually improved every day until it became as beautiful and radiant as it was 20 years ago. By this point, all my friends and family were shocked. They couldn't believe the difference, and were convinced I was lying about not getting botox!

Before and after picture of Brenda Wright. The picture on the right was taken after only 14 days of using Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme.


The Verdict:

Using the Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme combo, removed virtually 90% of all her wrinkles and problem areas. It tightened her face and neck, removing all signs of sagging, aging, and dehydrated skin.
We had her track her progress for the 14 day test. Here is what she saw:


Will This Work For You?



There are plenty of skincare gimmicks out there, and most of them are ridiculously expensive. With so many options it’s only natural for you to be skeptical about the results, and so we don't want to promise our readers anything, we simply want to challenge you to do what Dr. Oz recommended on the show: try it for yourself!


Remember, you need to use both Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme in combination for best results.


For your convenience, I have provided the links to the exact products Dr. Oz recommended. As of the writing of this article they are still offering Free Trials of bothBella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme. Use the links below and you will get the lowest possible shipping price as well.


Free Trial Links:

Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer
La Creme Advanced Skin Serum



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Note: Brenda used both Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer and La Creme to erase her wrinkles, we suggest to use both products together to get the best results possible.
Update: Only 6 Trials Still Available. Free Trial Promotion Ends: Tuesday, February 24, 2015

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Take advantage of our exclusive link and pay only $4.95 for shipping!
This special offer ends: Tuesday, February 24, 2015

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  • Tohloria Lewis
    I have been using this Anti Aging trial for 3 weeks now, and I seriously look 5 years younger! Not quite as good as this mom, but I will take it when it was less than 5 bucks for each! My crow's feet and laugh lines are melting away more and more every day. Thank you so much for reporting on this!

  • Tanya Porquez
    I saw this combo on CNN a while ago and still using the combo. I've been using the products for about 6 wks (Bella Labs Wrinkle Reducer came first, had to wait for La Creme for an extra day). Honestly, this is unbelievable, all I have to say is WOW.

  • Jennifer Jackson Mercer
    A friend of mine used and recommended it to me 3 weeks ago. I ordered the products and received them within 3 days (although I didn't get the discounted prices). The results have been incredible and I can't wait to see what weeks 3 and 4 bring.

    • Kristy Cash
      I wish knew about these products before I had botox injections! I would have saved a heck of a lot of money!

  • Katy Barrott
    Never even thought about combining the products. I am very much pleased after using this product.

  • Amanda Gibson
    I saw this on the news. How lucky is this mom to have found this opportunity!?!?! Thank you for sharing this tip! I just ordered both products.

  • Julie Keyse
    probably I'm a bit older than most of you folks. but this combo worked for me too! LOL! I can't say anything more exciting.Thanks for your inspirations!

  • Sarah Williams
    My sister did this a few months ago, I waited to order my trials to see if it really worked and then they stopped giving out the trials! what a dumb move that turned out to be. glad to see the trials are back again, I wont make the same mistake.

  • Kirsten Bauman Riley
    I love the I'm going to give these products a chance to work their magic on me. I've tried everything out there and so far nothing has been good enough to help me.

  • Celia Kilgard
    worked for me! I worked just like I thought it would. It was easy enough and I just want others to know when something works.

  • Alanna 'martin' Payne
    Thanks for the info, just started mine.

  • Alice Chang
    Been so busy with the kids lately that never able to find deals like this. Clever idea whoever came up with it!

  • Mark Fadlevich
    Always impressed with the deals you guys dig up, got both trials. Can't wait to see what you've got lined up next week.

  • Ashley O'Brien Berlin
    Yes this stuff is amazing! My best friend Gina uses this, I've been trying for years to get rid of my wrinkles and nothing was helping. You alerted me to the possibility of achieving my goals, which is looking great for my daughter's wedding. I just ordered the free trials of the skin creams and I have a very good feeling about them!!

  • Amanda Hickam
    Hey Christine, i just placed my order. I can't wait to get them!! Thanks, Aimee xoxoxo.

  • Brittany Jackson
    My mom just e-mailed me this, a friend at work had told her about it. i guess it works really well

  • Shellie Wilson Hodge
    Telling all my friends about this, thanx for the info

  • Jill Phongsa
    wasn't sure about ordering online but this deal seals it for me, didn't want to miss out. checked out the pages and all is encrypted and good. looking forward to my new looks

  • Molly Murley Davis
    I've gone ahead and placed an order. I can't wait to get started and see what happens.

  • Jenna Ponchot Bush
    As a realtor it's important to look and feel my best, unfortunately the housing market isn't doing that great so cash has been a little tight lately. Thanks for the info, looking forward to receiving my trials.

  • Laura Kelch Miranda
    I have tried so much of this kind of stuff, in one sense I want to try it but in the back of my mind I am thinking, yeah right!! Someone please reassure me it works.

  • Sara Bergheger
    I tried the wrinkle cream thing a while ago and it worked pretty good but I didn't know about step two. I'll give it a try and let you know.

  • Lauren Kirschenbaum Silver
    For once I was able to do something nice for myself without feeling guilty about the cost.

  • Gotmy Mindframe Right
    Had no idea you could get results like this.